- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

The Big Band Theory

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Whats green? The color green.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??