So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Wolfjob.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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