What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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