- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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