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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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