- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Your mom is not fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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