How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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