Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's brown an sticky Shit

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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