How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

you see theres this guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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