- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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