What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

My jeans

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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