- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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