- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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