What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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My mum is called Steve

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Female Orgasms

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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