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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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