mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Anyone can post anything.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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