why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Neither have I

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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