A women left the kitchen.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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