- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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