Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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