Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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a. why? b. because

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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