- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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