A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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