- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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