- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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