roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Black people in Camden NJ.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Anti Joke

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