- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

it was all Tagart

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

the economy.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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