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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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