- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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