If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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