- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Justin beiber..

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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