What comes after 69... Mouthwash

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Good job, son.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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