- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.