- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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