How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What black and has children A black man

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Women's Rights

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Jeff

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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