Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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