Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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