Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the snake say to the rat?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

hashtags suck balls

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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