Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Your mother just died.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Lololol

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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