- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

It says so on your cap.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

12 niqqa 12.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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