Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Golf.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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