- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim has no humor

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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