- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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