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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What does water smell like? water.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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