How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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