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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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