What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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