- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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