- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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