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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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