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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

I agree

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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