Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

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