I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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