- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

my egg roll

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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