- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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