Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

FIONN'S LIFE

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

can you pass the soap?

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

YOLO

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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