- Anti Joke

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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