Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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