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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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