How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Once, I went to Peru.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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