youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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