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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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