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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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