Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What is green and slow Grass.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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