- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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