Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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The holocaust

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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girls basketball

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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