What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Actually it was me Josh brown

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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