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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Then none of us want to be right.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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